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dyannehs:

dyannehs:

HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.

UPDATE.  UPDATE.  HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.

SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.

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coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

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doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

ya’ll are monsters

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newfluffytown:

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Guys, look in your hearts and answer this question honestly- what’s more likely? That someone in this group doesn’t belong in this group or ghosts? If we have to choose between turning on each other or pinning it on some specter with unfinished, pen-related business, I’m sorry, but my money’s on ghost.

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Have you noticed that Scott Conant's hair has been getting taller?

foodnetwork-fandom:

i have, and his glasses bigger, and his outfits more pinstriped

the transformation is almost complete

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damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

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rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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guy:

THE REACTION FACES ARE WHAT I LIVE FOR

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gayinsect:

i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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